* "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend."
* "You're different. I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."
* "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile but tell me more about yourself."
* "I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm getting excited."
* "Yes, of course I'm female."
* "No, this is my only screen name. You mean you can have more then one?"
* "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body!"
* Male version is... "I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out."
* "I'm not like most of the guys/gals here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other." (at the hotel coffee shop)
* "I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts." (Which is true, it means: 'I'm horny and could care less, just type.')
* "Tonight my love... our souls have touched."
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