Sarah and Max get married. On their wedding night, just when Max is highly aroused, Sarah surprises him by demanding $25 for their lovemaking. Max readily agrees.
Over the next 30 years, this scenario is repeated each time they make love - and lovemaking is very frequent because they are both passionate people. Max always regards the payment as a cunning way to let Sarah buy new clothes and go regularly to the hairdressers.
One day, Sarah arrives home just after lunch to find Max at home. He is stressed out and in tears. He tells her, "My company's been taken over and I've been made redundant. What on earth will I do? I'm not young anymore and finding another job quickly will be difficult."
Without saying a word, Sarah opens her bureau and hands Max her Nationwide Building Society passbook. When he opens it, he's surprised to see it showing deposits plus interest over 30 years totalling nearly $1 million. Sarah then hands him share certificates worth nearly $2 million and says, "Darling Max. For the last 30 years, I've been carefully investing my '$25 lovemaking charges' and what you see is the result of my investments. So we don't need to worry about money."
When he hears this, Max gets even more distraught and agitated than before, so Sarah asks him, "Why are you so upset at such good news, Max?"
Max replies, "Oy vay. If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business."
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