* Enema: The black cat next door... He's not my friend, he's my enema.
* Biofeedback: Coughing up two hairballs in one night.
* Biohazard: Stepping in both aforementioned hairballs.
* Cat Scan: Do I *really* have to explain that one?
* Electroshock Therapy: Accidentally walking on the electric stove while it is on.
* Hemad: Mood of the Big Owner when I drop a hairball on the carpet. In fact, he's always mad.
* Histamine: A mean hiss.
* Mucus: A feline swear word.
* Perspire: Purring so hard you drool from the mouth.
* False Positive: Pouring fresh litter over the old to make it appear new.
* White Cell: The bathroom - Where humans sometimes lock you up.
* Work- Up: The long minutes preparing to free a hairball.
* Acute: What I am...Acute Cat.
* Fuzzy logic: Trying to figure out cat medical terms.
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