You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
* In British Columbia, it is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
* Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
* In Montreal, you may not swear in French.
* Also in Montreal, citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
* In Beaconsfield, it is considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint on your house.
* In Toronto, you can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
* The city of Guelph is classified as a no-pee zone.
* In New Brunswick, driving on the roads is not allowed.
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