A priest and a rabbi carpool every day and eventually decide to buy a car together. They park the car in-between the Church and the synagogue. One day as the rabbi looks out the window he sees the priest sprinkling water on the car. He goes outside and asks the priest what he is doing. The priest replies that he is blessing the car. The rabbi agrees that this is a good thing to do and decides to bless it himself. Upon returning he cuts of the first two inches of the tail pipe.
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