Bill and his sidekick walk into a bar, not realizing it's a gay bar. They take a table and sit down. Some guy walks over and leans on the table, saying, "Hey, you guys wanna play butt football?"
Not really knowing what that is, Bill asks the bartender.
The bartender says, "Oh, you just chug a beer; that's the touchdown; then you pull down your pants and boxers, bend over and moon the room and fart; that's the extra point."
Bill looks at his friend and says, "Why not? Sounds like a whole lot of fun!"
Bill's sidekick chugs a beer, pulls down his pants, moons the room, and farts.
Bill chugs his beer, pulls down his pants, bends over and is just about to moon the room when another guy walks up behind him, sticks his dick up Bill's ass, and yells, "Field goal block!"
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