... you don't need carpal tunnel surgery yet.
... poor spelling annoys you.
... you've seen the inside of a shower stall at least once in the past 48 hours.
... you only replaced your worn-out keyboard once last month.
... daytime soaps don't challenge you mentally.
... your closest friends call you by your name, not your handle.
... your favorite singles hangout isn`t called #LonelyAdult.
... you still have the capacity for speech.
... your repertoire of emoticons hasn`t hit double figures.
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