* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
* The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
* A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
* You've both gone down one clothing size.
* You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.
* You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
* Boy, are you hungry!
* You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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