Yorn uh goood O'l Boy ifin yah tink tha follin:
* LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
* LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
* MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
* DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
* MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
* FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
* RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
* HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
* PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
* WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
* SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
* BYTE: Whut them flys do.
* CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
* MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
* MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
* DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
* LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
* KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the keys.
* SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knifs.
* MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
* MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
* PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
* ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
* RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
* MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
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