A young couple from back east had recently moved to Tucson. In an attempt to make some friends around them, they invited their new neighbors over to their house for a chicken dinner.
"Thank you for the invite, but we never eat chicken," noted the neighbors.
"You don't know what you're missing; my wife has a great recipe."
"I suppose we could give it a try. I hear it tastes like rattlesnake."
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