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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder

* Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!

* You've repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched over the wheel of your running Buick.

* Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole.

* Teeth and claw marks all over your now- empty bottles of Prozac.

* No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again and again and again...

* Continually scratches on the door to get in... the OVEN door.

* Doesn't get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.

* Rides in your car with its head out the window.

* She's a dues- paid, card- carrying member of the Reform Party.

* You realize one day that the urine stains on the carpet actually form the letters N- E- E- D T- H- E- R- A- P- Y.

* Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty "9 Lives" cans.

* Spends all day in litterbox separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.

* After years of NPR, Tabby is suddenly a Ditto- Puss.

* Sullen and overweight, your sunglass- wearing cat shoots the TV with a .45 Magnum when it sees cartoon depictions of stupid or lazy felines.

* Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.

* Makes an attempt on "First Cat" Sock's life in a pathetic attempt to impress Jodie Foster.

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