A young sailor goes ashore in Hong Kong and picks up a hooker. He goes back to his ship and it leaves port. Three days out to sea he notices his penis has a foul odor and is turning purple. He goes to the ships doctor who informs him that it needs to be amputated.
"No way," shouts the sailor. "I am waiting till I get back to the states and see a real doctor."
He waits till they pull into Hawaii and goes to see a doctor there. By this time his penis is black and the skin is peeling. The stench is overpowering. The doctor examines him and shakes his head, "Sorry son, but we will have to amputate that."
"No way," he shouts and leaves the office.
While walking back to his ship he thinks, "I got this from a Chinese girl so maybe a Chinese doc can help." When he gets to port he signs on with the next ship going to Hong Kong. Once he gets there he rushes to a doctors office. By now there is mold growing on it and it stinks like rotten meat. He goes in to see the doctor and explains how the other two doctors wanted to amputate it.
"No, no need to amputate," says the doctor.
"Oh thank God!" says the sailor.
The doctor interrupts him by lifting a finger up and continues, "One maybe two more days and it fall off on own."
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