10 year old Sam comes home from school with his end-of-term exam results and gives his report to his father Sidney. Sidney reads through Sam's results and sees: -
English 46%
French 35%
Mathematics 43%
Computers 49%
History 40%
Geography 25%
Technical Drawing 51%
Singing 88%
As soon as he finishes reading, Sidney walks over to Sam and gives him a klop on the head.
Taken by surprise, Sam cries out, "Ouch! What did you do that for, dad? Didn't I get a high mark for my singing?"
"With marks like these," replies Sidney, "and you still felt like singing?"
klop: whack
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