Abes business in Glasgow fails and he climbs onto a bridge over the river to end it all. A kind Glaswegian climbs up to persuade him to come down.
"Do you follow football?" he asks Abe.
"Yes I do," replies Abe.
"Do you support Glasgow Rangers by any chance?"
"No," replies Abe.
"Well," asks the Glaswegian, "do you support Glasgow Celtic, then?"
Again Abe replies, "No."
"Then jump, you stupid atheist, jump," says the Glaswegian.
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