Three very elderly men are sitting in the gerontologist's waiting room. One turns to anothers and inquires, "So! Vot's your problem?" The other old guy replies, "I can't pish! Whenever I go only 2 drops come out! What about you?" He answers, "I can't crap! I take Ex-Lax and wash it down with prune juice and still I sit on the toilet for hours and nothing happens!" They then turn to the third old guy sitting next to them reading a newspaper. "How about you, mister," one inquires. "You pish alright?" "Yeah," he answers, "Every morning 7:30 like clockwork I pish like Niagra Falls!" "Really," says the other. "How about craping?" "Every morning like clockwork I crap like bombs over Dresden" he answers. "Wow! So how come you're here to see the Doctor?" "Because," he laments, "I don't wake up until 8:30!"
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