A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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