It is Friday and to his surprise, Max is told that he is being promoted to manager. He is also given the afternoon off. When he gets home to his 6th floor flat and tells his wife Helen the good news, they decide to celebrate by making love. But what are they going to do about their 9year old son Sam?
"I know," says Max, "let's put Sam out onto the balcony and get him to report to us on everything he sees happening in the neighbourhood. That'll keep him busy."
"Good idea, darling" says Helen and 10 minutes later, Sam begins his reporting at the same time she and Max begin their lovemaking.
"OK dad," reports Max, "they're towing away Mr Shineman's 4x4 from in front of his flat."
A few moments later, Max says, "A fire engine has just stopped outside the Himmelfarb's shop."
Then he shouts out, "Looks like the Levy's are going to the synagogue."
Followed quickly by, "My friend David's riding his new red 2 wheeler bike across the main road."
And then, "Mr and Mrs Abrahams are having sex."
At that, Max and Helen sit up in bed and shout out, "How do you know that, Sam?"
"Because," Sam replies, "their son Paul, like me, is standing on their balcony reporting what he sees."
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