As Sam is walking down Golders Green Road, he's accosted by a shnorrer. "Please can you give me $1?" says the shnorrer.
"Why should I?" asks Sam.
"Because I need to buy a cup of tea," replies the shnorrer.
"But a cup of tea is only 50p," says Sam.
"I know," says the shnorrer," but I'm a big tipper."
shnorrer: a professional begger
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