One day, there's an explosion at the oil refinery where Moshe works and although he doesn't lose his life, he does lose his ears - both are blown off in the blast. So he goes to see doctor Myers, a Harley Street specialist. After examining him, doctor Myers says, "Well Moshe, I can reconstruct your ears without too much of a problem."
"That's great news, doctor," says Moshe, "but how will you do it?"
"I use one of 3 types of material for reconstructing ears," says doctor Myers. "I can rebuild using plastic, cow's ears or pig's ears. Here's some samples to help you chose."
Moshe carefully feels each sample in turn. He thinks the plastic too hard and the cow's ears too soft. But the pig's ears feel very natural and though he isnt happy using non-kosher materials, Moshe decides to go for them.
Three weeks after the operation, Moshe goes back to Harley Street for a check up. Doctor Myers is pleased with the appearance of Moshe's new ears and asks him whether his hearing is impaired in any way.
"No doctor," replies Moshe, "but I do get some crackling from time to time."
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