Rivkah is on her death bed and the Rabbi was there with her.
"Rivkah," says the Rabbi, "do you have any last wishes?"
"Yes," replied Rivkah, "I want to be cremated."
"What!" says the Rabbi, "you know that is forbidden. But, I suppose... "
"Next, says Rivkah, "I want my ashes spread out on the roof of Brent Cross Shopping Centre."
"Rivkah," says the Rabbi, "I must protest - why would you want to do that?"
"Well," says Rivkah, "that way my daughters would come and visit me once a week."
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