* Bicycle handle grips.
* French tickler animals.
* Shower caps for people with tiny heads.
* Put one on a lightbulb for mood lighting.
* Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.
* Get 1000 and make a submarine.
* Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.
* Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.
* Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.
* Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.
* Water wings for those non-swimmers.
* Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!" on your house.
* Jello molds.
* Finger puppets.
* A wind sock.
* Use as a bobber when fishing.
* Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it.
* Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.
* Suspenders.
* Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?)
* Small animal muzzle.
* Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.
* Put them on your toes to make swimfins.
* Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.
* Automatic door closing devices.
* Have 'water' balloon fights.
* Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast implants.
* Freeze them for an all-natural popsicle.
* Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.
* Use for a Xmas stocking stuffings for those that screwed you.
* Ear/nose plugs.
* Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".
* Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.
* Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.
* Paint scales on them & put them in a fishtank.
* "I challenge you to a duel!"
* Drain plugs.
* Put them in with your tax return.
* Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.
* Punching bags.
* Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.
* Send 69 of them to your ex-girlfriend.
* Novelty key rings.
* Hang them all around your windshield like dingle balls.
* Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.
* Break out your paints and make wax fruit.
* Glue them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite directions.
* Make a patch work "water" bed.
* Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!
* Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble".
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