Moshe and Sadie are in shul one shabbes when in the middle of the service Sadie suddenly develops a coughing and sneezing fit. It lasts nearly two minutes. Later, at the end of the service, as Moshe is waiting outside for Sadie to come down from the ladies gallery, a friend comes up to him and says, "I feel really sorry for your Sadie. That must have been a very embarrassing few minutes for her, the way she was coughing and sneezing. I noticed most of the congregation was looking at her."
"Really?" says Moshe, "then she will be pleased when I tell her – she was wearing a new hat."
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