Kissing is a habit,
screwing is a game,
boys get all the pleasure,
girls get all the pain.
He says he loves you
and you believe it's true,
but when your stomach starts to swell
he says the hell with you!!!
16 minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
3 days in the hospital,
a baby with no name.
The baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore,
it never would of happened
if the rubber hadn't tore!
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