Max is having a cup of tea in his best friend Morris's house. Morris was commenting on the time and the fact that his wife had not yet returned home from her shopping.
"Beckie's two hours late, Max."
"She's probably been kidnapped or she's been involved in a terrible car crash," replies Max, "or maybe she's still shopping."
"Oy Vay!" says Morris, "I hope she's not shopping!"
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