What's worse than telling jokes about guitarists?
Laughing at 'em.
What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common.
Both suck when you plug them in.
How do you know when the stage is level?
The guitarist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
What's the difference between a Lead Guitarist and the PLO?
You can negotiate with the PLO.
Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune?
Neither have I.
How do you make a guitarist's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.
Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners?
So the rest of the band can understand them.
What's the difference between a guitar player and a bag of garbage?
The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
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