Hymie is in Brent Cross shopping centre when he sees someone he knows. It's Estelle, a rather attractive widow, and she's sitting all alone on a bench. So, being both a widower and a bit of a playboy, he walks over to the bench and quietly sits down next to her. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. Then he looks up at her again and then glances down at his watch.
Estelle turns round and sees it's Hymie. "Oh hello Hymie," she says, "is anything the matter? Are you waiting for someone, because you keep on looking at your watch, then at me?"
"Oh no," replies Hymie, "I've just bought one of the world's most advanced watches and I'm testing it out."
Estelle is intrigued. "An advanced watch?" she says. "So whats so special about it, Hymie? Why is it any different to mine?"
"OK, I'll tell you why," replies Hymie. "It's special because it uses Bluetooth waves to talk to me telepathically."
"OK then," says Estelle, "so whats it telling you right now?"
"It's telling me loud and clear," replies Hymie, looking very serious, "that youre not wearing any panties."
"Well it must be broken then," Estelle says, giggling, "because I'm definitely wearing panties!"
At that, Hymie starts to tap on the face of his watch and says, "Oy veh, the watch must be an hour fast."
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