Moshe went to Edgware cemetery to visit his friend Daniel's grave. When he got there, he was shocked to see that Daniel's new headstone was leaning forward by some 45 degrees and could topple over. So Moshe took some wire from his car, tied one end around the headstone and fastened the other end onto a nearby telephone pole. Then he left.
Some days later, two more of Daniel's friends, Abe and Issy came to visit him. Abe took one look at the grave and said to Issy, "That's just like Daniel. He's only been here a short while and already he's got his own phone."
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