One day a man and his dog walk into a bar. The owner of the dog says to the bartender "I bet 10 dollars my dog can talk".
The bartender, naturally, accepts.
All of the sudden the dog starts reciting the Gettysburg adress.
So the bartender layes down ten dollars and the dog grabbs it and runs out the door. The owner runs after the dog.
He finds him in a back ally kissing a french poodle.
The owner says to his dog "What are you doing? You've never done that before."
The dog responds: "I've never had ten dollars before."
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