A man called Moshe is on his deathbed, his three sons are around him.
suddenly he speaks.
"Shimon, are you here?"
Shimon replies, "yes father, i'm by your side"
"and you, Daniel?"
"Yes father, have no fear, i'm here with you" says daniel
"and Avraham, have you come as well"
"yes father, i was always here and always will be."
soothes Avraham
"THEN WHO'S WATCHING THE SHOP?"
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Thursday, September 22, 2011
On his deathbed
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