Two doctors were jogging down a wood path, each arguing as to who was the better doctor. The first claimed he was better than the second. The second disagreed. This argument went on for thirty minutes or so.
Finally the first doctor said to the second, "If you're so good, then prove it."
The second doctor said, "Okay, I will."
The second doctor looked around, up and down and saw an owl sitting up in an old oak tree. He said, "See that owl sitting in that old oak tree?"
The first replied, "Yes, I see the owl in the old oak tree."
"I'll give that owl in that old oak tree a tonsillectomy in ten minutes," said the second doctor.
The first doctor encouraged him to try.
The clock started ticking, he reached up into the old oak tree and grabbed the owl. With a "clip", "snip", and "clip", the second doctor was done. He proceeded to say, "Nine minutes and fifteen seconds. I'm through. Beat that!"
The first doctor then stated that he could beat the second doctor by performing a vasectomy on the owl in the old oak tree in five minutes. He asked the second if he successfully completed the vasectomy in five minutes would he be the better of the two doctors.
To that the second doctor replied, "Yes, I would have to agree you were the better doctor, if you can do a vasectomy that fast on that owl in the old oak tree."
The clock started ticking, he reached up in the old oak tree and grabbed the same owl. With a "clip", "snip", "cut", "bang" "stitch" and "clip", the first doctor was done. He completed his operation on the owl in the old oak tree in a record three minutes and thirty- five seconds.
Both doctors went on jogging down the path happy and content as to which was the better of the two doctors.
The next day the owl and his mate were flying along when Mrs. Owl stated, "I'm tired, lets land and rest a while."
Mr. Owl said, "O.K."
Mrs. Owl looked around and saw with her keen vision a wonderful old oak tree to perch on. She stated, "Let's land over there on that old oak tree."
Mr. Owl looked around and saw the old oak tree, only to cry out, "I'm not landing in that old oak tree!"
"Why not?" said Mrs. Owl.
Mr. Owl again replied, "I'm not landing in that old oak tree."
This argument continued for some thirty minutes or so.
Finally Mrs. Owl said, "Tell me why you don't want to land in that old oak tree or we are just going to have to land there!"
Mr. Owl replied, "Well, ever since I landed in that old oak tree yesterday, I can't hoot worth a darn, or screw worth a hoot."
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