A young conservative Jew left his office during Passover to have lunch in the park. He sat down on a bench beneath a tree and removed several pieces of matzoh, as well as several plastic containers filled with charoset, and various fishes in spread form. As he was eating, a blind man walked along and sat down on the bench next to him.
In the spirit of the holiday, the young Jew turned to the blind man and asked, "Would you like to share my lunch with me?"
The blind man replied, "That's very kind of you. I would be honored."
Gently, the young Jew took the blind man's hands and placed a piece of matzoh. A few moments later, he asked the blind man, "So... how does it taste?"
The blind man paused a moment then said, "Taste?! I'm still trying to figure out what it says!"
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