Jack was laying on a gurney in the hospital room, naked from the waist down, waiting for an operation. Like most hospitals, he lay there naked, and alone...waiting. A knock-out looking doctor finally comes in and notices a fly walking on top of his rather erect penis.
She exclaimed, "Shall I knock it off for you?"
Jack replied, "No, baby, just kiss me and I'll paste him to the ceiling."
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