When the air raid siren went off in Tel Aviv, Hannah rushed down the stairs toward the basement of their apartment block. Isaac was much slower so she stopped and shouted back up the stairs, "Come on, Isaac, get moving will you?"
Isaac shouted down to her, "Wait a minute, Hannah. I'm looking for my teeth."
"Never mind your silly teeth, Isaac," Hannah shouted back, "what do you think they'll drop on us – smoked salmon bagels?"
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