Seven wise men smarter than shit,
decided to make a pair of tits.
First was a miner who came from the ground,
Grabbed a shovel and made two mounds.
Next was a sculptor after being soothed,
With skillful hands he made them smooth.
Third was a mattress maker who was a bit sleazy,
But worked on the boobs to make them squeezy.
Fourth came a tailor who could tuck and nip,
At the top of it he made a tip.
Fifth was a farmer that gave them milk,
Coming from the tip smooth as silk.
Sixth was a father that burst out and said,
"If she feeds the kids, I stay in bed!"
Finally was a pimp who said with some spit,
after licking and sucking, "This is definitely a tit!"
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