You would think that there wouldn't be *much* that could embarrass Paris Hilton ....
Paris Hilton was having lunch in an open air Cafe in Central Park, while on a break from shooting. Her dog, Tinkerbell, was begging for scraps, but Paris was eating a salad and had nothing to give him, and didn't have time to order more for Tinkerbell before shooting resumed. When the man at the next table left, Paris noticed that he had left an entire pork chop on his plate. Paris Hilton seized opportunity and the pork chop at the same time, leaving Tinkerbell to eat to his heart's content. However, she was embarrassed when the man returned from the bathroom a few minutes later.
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