Hyman and Isaac are davening in shul. But Hyman can't take his eyes off the very attractive lady he's noticed in the women's section.
So Isaac says to Hyman, "Kuk nisht tzu di froien. Dafst davenen."
Hyman returns to the prayers, but soon he is looking at the woman again.
So Isaac says, this time a bit more angrily, "Kuk nisht tzu di froien. HAINT IZ YOM KIPPUR."
Hyman replies, "Bai mir in di oizn iz haint SIMJES TOIRE."
davening: praying
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