One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off. She started with "This was England's finest hour."
Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, "Winston Churchill."
"Congratulations," said the teacher, "You may go home early."
The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but.." Before she could finish the quote, another young lady belts out, "John F. Kennedy!"
"Very good," says the teacher, "You may go also."
Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said, "I wish those girls would just shut up."
Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know who said it. Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said, "Bill Clinton. I'll see you Monday."
Johnny was not a very good student and could always be depended upon to say something vulgar at a moment's notice. One day in class the teacher was talking about poetry, one of Johnny's favorite subjects.
The teacher had Mary stand up and recite a poem. She recited the poem, "Mary Had a Little Lamb" and Johnny muttered in the back of the room, "Ain't that a bunch of shit!"
The teacher decided to ignore Johnny in the hope that he would stop these mutterings. She then had Jimmy stand up and recite "Hey Diddle Diddle." Johnny muttered in the back again, "Ain't that a bunch of shit"!
After two more poems and two more mutterings, the teacher said, "Johnny! I want you to go out and stand in the hall. You will not be allowed back in the class room until you have made up a rhyme and recite it to the class. And there better not be any
swear words in it!"
Even Johnny didn't like standing idly in the hall so he came up with a rhyme and asked the teacher to allow him back in. "Okay, Johnny, let us hear your rhyme."
Johnny recited, "As I was standing in the hall, I saw a cockroach run up the wall."
The teacher says, "That was pretty good Johnny but, I want you to repeat it. This time, leave the 'cock' out."
Johnny thinks a minute, then says, "As I was standing in the hall, I saw a roach run up the wall... with his cock out! Ain't that a bunch of SHIT!"
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