Shlomo is standing in his house near an open window. He is obviously wearing nothing but a tie around his neck.
Jacob is walking past the house, sees Shlomo and asks, "Why are you standing there all naked?"
"Why can't I be naked?" replies Shlomo, "this is mine house. There is no one else here."
"But why are you wearing a tie?" asks Jacob.
"Well," replies Shlomo, "what if someone drops in to visit me?"
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