One Shabbos morning, during prayers, there was a loud BOOM and a sudden flash of smoke appeared in the front of the synagogue. When the smoke cleared, the astonished congregation saw this frightening figure in red, complete with horns, pitchfork and tail and a Jewish Yarmulke.
Immediately, the congregation panicked. People rushed to the back of the synagogue trying to get away. The devil watched the retreat with great glee, but his mood was disturbed by the sight of one man still relaxing comfortably in the third row right side in his pew.
Angrily the devil thundered, "Do you not know who I am?"
Morris replied in a nonchalant way, "Sure I do."
The devil was extremely puzzled. "Do you not fear me?"
"Nope! Not at all!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
Morris snorted, "What for? I've been married to your sister for 35 years!"
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