Issy leaves school and decides to open a small grocery store in Hendon. He's good to his customers and the store does well. Soon he meets a beautiful girl and within months they are married. A year later a boy arrives. Issy calls Dr Myers, a mohel, who performs the Bris and charges Issy $50.
Over the next 12 months, his business begins to take off and Issy opens a large supermarket in Hampstead. It too does well and they buy a nice house near their business. Then a second boy arrives and once again Issy calls Dr Myers who performs the Bris and who this time charges him $250.
Over the next two years, Issy opens more supermarkets and even moves into the catering business. They move home again, this time to a large 8-bedroom house in Knightsbridge. Then, once again, his wife presents him with a son and once again Issy requests the services of Dr Myers who performs the Bris. This time, Dr Myers charges Issy $1,000.
As Issy hands over the cheque, he says to Dr Myers, "Over the time we've been using you, your charges have increased by far more than inflation. Why should this be so? Is it because I'm wealthy?"
Dr Myers replies, "No, absolutely not. My $50 charge was for a Bris, my $250 charge was for a ritual circumcision and my $1,000 charge was for an extra special shmuckelotomy."
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