Your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers.
Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
Your father marries someone with the same last name as yours.
Your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise.
Your favorite cap says, "Babymaker."
Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
Your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off.
Your favorite cologne smells like exhaust.
Your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.
Your favorite event at a wedding is the spittin' contest.
Your favorite fishing hole has more car parts in it than a junk yard.
Your favorite fishing lure is TNT.
Your favorite fruit is chicken.
Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
Your favorite mixed drink includes Yoo-Hoo.
Your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.
Your favorite night of the week is the night before trash day.
Your favorite place is your deerstand.
Your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it.
Your favorite restaurant has the word "eats" anywhere in the name.
Your favorite shoes were bought at a yard sale
Your favorite song has the name of a truck company in it.
Your favorite song is "Old McDonald"
Your favorite stick is your fishing pole.
Your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states.
Your first bra was a Wonderbra.
Your first name consists of initials.
Your flashlight holds more than four batteries.
Your flyswatter gets more use than your toothbrush.
Your Fourth of July cookout has ever been ruined because someone got drunk and burned the Spam.
Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
Your Friday nights consist of lots of Budwieser and a mechanical bull.
Your friend tells you he went online last night, and you think he took a drunk driving test.
Your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
Your front yard has any broken appliances in it.
Your front yard looks like a Toys R Us after a tornado.
Your garage is so full you can't park your car in it.
Your garbage man is confused about what stays and what goes.
Your gear shift lever is a pair of vise grips.
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