* A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!"
* You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
* You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
* You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
* You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
* You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
* You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.
* Tech support calls YOU for help.
* You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
* You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
* You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
* You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
* You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
* You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
* You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
* You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
* You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for 2 hours.
* "Where did the time go?"
* You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
* You get up in the morning and go online before you get your coffee.
* .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
* You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.
* You think faster than the computer.
* You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}}and **kisses**.
* Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
* You're on the phone and say BRB.
* Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
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