Yo momma breath is so stank I look forward to her FARTS.
Yo momma cooks so badly yo family preys before they eat.
Yo momma has no teeth and they call her chewy.
Yo momma is like an Ice-cream cone every body gets a lick.
Yo momma like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay".
Yo momma like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
Yo momma like hardware stores 50 cents a screw.
Yo momma like a pony when you spank her she goes faster.
Yo momma like is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pads for three periods.
Yo momma so black she got counted absent in night school!
Yo momma so black when she jumped in the pool, people screamed, "Oil spill"!!!!
Yo momma so dark she was trying to eat a tootsie roll, she ate her finger.
Yo momma so dirty I walked in your house and asked what was for dinner and yo momma jumped on the table spread her legs and said crabs.
Yo momma so greasy she uses a piece of bacon for a band-aid.
Yo momma so hairy that when you were born you got a carpet burn.
Yo momma so hungry that in 1951 she saw bus full of white people and said twinky!
Yo momma so nasty every time she craps she gotta take a shower because she can't reach her butt to wipe it.
Yo momma so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so nasty she wipes her butts before she craps.
Yo momma so short she does back flips under the bed!
Yo momma so skinny she could hula-hoop in cheerio.
Yo momma so skinny she could stand under the shower and not even get wet.
Yo momma so slow that you asked her if she know any thing, she was speechless.
Yo momma so small she has to stand on a nickel to pee on a dime.
Yo momma so smelly she had to have right guard AND left guard.
Yo momma's chest is as her back.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spit butter.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she walks in the street and slows down traffic.
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