To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners...
Yankee: German Shepherd Dog
Southern: Poh-leece Dawg
Yankee: Poodle
Southern: Circus Dawg
Yankee: St. Bernard
Southern: "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"
Yankee: Doberman Pinscher
(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches
Yankee: Beagle
Southern: Rabbit Dawg
Yankee: Rottweiler
Southern: Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.
Yankee: Yellow Lab
Southern: Ol' Yeller Dawg
Yankee: Black Lab
Southern: Duck fetchin' Dawg
Yankee: Greyhound
Southern: Greased Lightnin' Dawg
Yankee: Malinois
Southern: Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg
Yankee: Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
Southern: Prize Coon Dawgs
Yankee: Pekinese
Southern: Mop Dawg
Yankee: Chinese Crested
Southern: Nekkid Dawg
Yankee: Dachshund
Southern: Weenie Dawg
Yankee: Siberian Husky
Southern: Sled-Pullin' Dawg
Yankee: Bouvier, Komondor
Southern: "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"
Yankee: Great Dane, Mastiff
Southern: Danged BIG Dawg
Yankee: Any dog that raids the hen house
Southern: Egg-Suckin' Dawg
Yankee: Any lazy dog
Southern: Good fer nothin' Dawg
Yankee: Any dog that's dead & buried & gone to the Rainbow Bridge
Southern: Best danged Dawg I ever had...
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