A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew were discussing how they had dominated their spouses. After the Frenchman, and the Italian finished their bragging, they turned to the Jew and asked, "How about you?"
"Last night, I had her crawling to me on her hands and knees"
Impressed they asked,"How did you do that?"
"Vell, I vaw hiding under the bed and she crawled over and said "Come out and fight like a man, youputz"
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