* You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.
* He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.
* When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
* Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network goes down.
* Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
* Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net."
* Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
* His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among hobbies.
* When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
* You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
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