* Always lick after meals!
* Learn the difference between idleness and repose - one wastes time the other luxuriates in it.
* The three great lies of Life are:
1. The cheque is in the post.
2. All I want is one kiss.
3. It'll be alright, just get in the travelling basket.
* Long naps never go out of fashion.
* Just say no to catnip!
* Let sleeping dogs lie - literally!
* Get your booster shots every year.
* Get to know every view from every window in your home.
* Begin each day with a long hard stretch.
* Treat yourself to a nap in the sock drawer once in a while.
* Own nothing and be owned by no one.
* Never be discouraged by the words No, Stop That or Bad Cat.
* Never purr half-heartedly.
* Don't worry about little things.
* Don't worry about big things.
* See how long that toilet paper around the roll really is.
* Miaow and the world Miaows with you, hiss and you hiss alone.
* Keep everybody's secrets.
* Make friends with the milkman.
* Play and sleep in cardboard boxes.
* Help with making the bed.
* Help with making dinner.
* Regard all neatly stacked piles of paper as provocation.
* Don't cry over spilt milk - lap it up instead.
* Make the world your scratching post.
* Never sleep alone!
and finally...
* Become someone's friend for life.
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