A nursery school teacher says to the class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be grey, or orange... "
Second little boy... "Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown... "
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks.. "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says... "Johnny! Of course not!"
"OK... then I have DEFINITELY shit in my pants... "
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