Mary is woken from her sleep. There's a bat in her room, which must have got in through the open window. The bat swoops around the room and Mary watches in horror as it transforms itself into... . a vampire.
"Oh my God," she says, as she grips her pillow tightly.
As the vampire slowly approaches her, Mary remembers the cross around her neck. She grabs it, points it towards the vampire and with a trembling cry says, "You cant come any closer. Look, I have a cross."
The vampire looks Mary in the eye and says, "Lady, Es vet dir gornisht helfen! (it won't help you)"
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