A Jewish matchmaker singing the praises of a female client, brings an eligible young man to see her. He takes one look at her and turns away to whisper to the matchmaker.
"You said she was young, and she's 50 for sure... You said she was beautiful, and she's ugly as sin. You said she was shapely, and she is big enough for two, you said... "
"You don't have to whisper," says the matchmaker, "She's also hard of hearing."
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